It was an eve, just like the rest,
no, nothing was awry.
Not till Peter took his pipe
and placed it in his eye.
With mouth gaped wide
Tom yelled at Pete and said
“Man, your sockets are in for a wreck
Put the pipe in your mouth instead!”
So Pete took the pipe
and brought it away from the eye.
But then the eye began to speak
much to Tom’s surprise.
“I see out of my mouth, and breath from my eye”
was the retort the eye then spat.
“So mind your tongue, you peeping Tom,
or I’ll split your lid in half.”
It seems that Tom had this to say
As he retreated from Pete
“I suppose it’s easier now to have taste in what you watch
And even more so to watch what you eat!”
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